Famous Authors Who Were Not Fans of Other Famous Authors

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Have you ever felt like some famous writers are a little overrated? Well, you’re in good company—other famous writers felt the same way (and were neither polite nor cautious about expressing it). Enjoy our favorite author-on-author insults below!

Not a fan: H.G. Wells
“An idiot child screaming in a hospital.”

 

For Whom the Bell Tolls

by Ernest Hemingway

Not a fan: Vladimir Nabokov
“As to Hemingway, I read him for the first time in the early ‘forties, something about bells, balls and bulls, and loathed it.”

 

Pride and Prejudice

Not a fan: Mark Twain
“Every time I read Pride and Prejudice, I want to dig her up and hit her over the skull with her own shin-bone.”

 

Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

by Mark Twain

Not a fan: William Faulkner
“A hack writer who would not have been considered fourth rate in Europe, who tricked out a few of the old proven sure fire literary skeletons with sufficient local color to intrigue the superficial and the lazy.”

 

Moby-Dick

by Herman Melville

Not a fan: D.H. Lawrence
“Nobody can be more clownish, more clumsy and sententiously in bad taste, than Herman Melville, even in a great book like Moby-Dick…. One wearies of the grand serieux. And that’s Melville. Oh dear, when the solemn ass brays! brays! brays!”

 

Ulysses

by James Joyce

Not a fan: Virgina Woolf
“[Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.”

 

Inferno

by Dante Alighieri

Not a fan: Friedrich Nietzsche
“A hyena that wrote poetry on tombs.”

 

The Cantos

by Ezra Pound

Not a fan: Gertrude Stein
“A village explainer. Excellent if you were a village, but if you were not, not.”

 

On the Road

by Jack Kerouac

Not a fan: Truman Capote
“That’s not writing, that’s typing.”

 

The Old Man and the Sea

by Ernest Hemingway

Not a fan: William Faulkner
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”

 

The Sound and the Fury

by William Faulkner

Not a fan: Ernest Hemingway
“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?”

 

Twilight

by Stephenie Meyer

Not a fan: Stephen King
“Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people…. The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”

 

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One of my favourite books is free on Amazon.

This is such an amazing read and Niki Slobodian is the woman you want to be, well not the unemployed and broke one but the kind that saves herself.

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Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea (The Niki Slobodian Series Book 1) Kindle Edition

Niki Slobodian sees things – things that aren’t supposed to be there. Labeled an Abnormal by New Government, her name is tacked onto the Registry, which seems to be getting longer these days. Now she can’t work or she’ll end up the same place as her father: in prison. But with no money coming in, Niki’s getting desperate.

So when a mysterious client offers to get her off the Registry in exchange for taking his case, Niki jumps at the chance. All she has to do is round up a homicidal Dark that’s escaped from Hell and is cruising around the city in borrowed bodies. The murders are piling up, with Niki’s notorious father somehow involved, and Niki’s running out of time. And it seems the Dark isn’t the only thing that escaped…

Clearly I´m not an author but I am still trying to write that book to scratch the item off my bucket list. A book that will never be published mainly because it´s work in progress, much like the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona, an ongoing project that will probably take me a hundred years or more to complete.

The big difference being that Gaudi created a true masterpiece, the Sagrada Familia is not just a cathedral, that whole structure and everything within it´s wall, and outside, is a work of art. The only similarity between my work and Gaudi´s is the time invested in it and let´s be honest, his time was extremely well invested.
So for those who are authors, that have finalised a book, even if you haven´t published, if it took you long to write it, who did you blame, if anyone?

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Amazon needs to update their time zone difference

I´ve had my coffee it´s 06h30 in the morning and I browse through emails, read those that the vocabulary is not too difficult to grasp and leave the ones that require my sleep addled brain to be fully functional for after the second cup of coffee. A small window appears on the corner of my screen reminding me that today is the day to buy a new book, not the random ones you come across and think `why not?´ This is one that has been on my Amazon wish list since it was announced.

Chloe Neill´s new book The Sight (The Devil´s Isle Series) has been available in the USA (and maybe other countries too) since the 16th of August but for me (and anyone else in the region) it would be available today the 18th of August. As coffee number two starts working its magic I´m confident enough to open up the Amazon browser happily realising that it´s the 18th today! Yay, new book day.

Ready to click on the Buy Now thus giving Amazon my hard earned money only to be hit with the harsh reality that the book is still marked as Pre-Order. Huh? Today is the 18th isn´t it? It´s been the 18th of August for 6 hours and 3o minutes, actually 41 now as I type this and in the US (a few states at least) it´s been the 18th for at least half an hour. So why is the book not available? Guess I will have to wait until Amazon computers catch up and enter the 18th of August.

Sometimes it sucks to be on a different time zone!

The Sight: A Devil's Isle Novel (The Devil's Isle Series) by [Neill, Chloe]

The Sight: A Devil’s Isle Novel (The Devil’s Isle Series)

 

Paperback giveaway time! #IrinChronicles — ELIZABETH HUNTER

As most of you probably know, The Staff and the Blade is now available everywhere in e-book and paperback! Let me a cover a few FAQ that have popped up in the last couple days. When is the audio coming and will Zach Webber be narrating again? I don’t know, but yes! Audible.com is my usual…

via Paperback giveaway time! #IrinChronicles — ELIZABETH HUNTER

A brand new book from Elizabeth Hunter!

The Staff and the Blade is now available!

 

Amazon: http://tinyurl.com/StBKindle

iBooks: http://tinyurl.com/SBiBooks

B&N: http://tinyurl.com/SBNook

Kobo: http://tinyurl.com/SBKobo

SW: http://tinyurl.com/SBSmWords

ALSO, if you’ve not started the Irin Chronicles series yet, you can pick up THE SCRIBE: Irin Chronicles Book One this week for only $0.99! This is three dollars off the regular retail price, so grab it while you can. Sale price has updated on Amazon and Smashwords, but should be updated at other retailers very soon.

My review of the The Staff and the Blade will be up this weekend.